The 'Beast' | 2.2L

The Beast. It is what it is.

2.2 litres of BPA-free plastic for people who are done being told to drink more water. You bought the Beast. Hydration is handled. Move on.

2.2 Litres. No Refill Anxiety. One fill in the morning and you're sorted. No mid-meeting sprints to the water cooler. No "oh I forgot to drink water today" at 10pm. The Beast eliminates the entire problem.

Time Markers. Built-in Accountability. 9AM to 7PM printed right on the bottle, silently judging you if you fall behind. It's not a water bottle. It's a hydration coach that can't be ignored or snoozed.

Two Lids. Both Good. A flip straw lid for when you're mid-rep and can't be bothered. A standard screw cap for when you need it properly sealed. Both leak-proof. Both included. Both reliable — which is more than we can say for most things.

Cleaning Brush Included. Because 2.2 litres is a lot of bottle to maintain and we're not monsters. The straw brush comes with it. No excuses for a grubby straw.

Built to Carry. Ergonomic handle, secure strap, wide mouth for ice and refilling. Light enough to actually bring with you. Big enough that people at the gym will quietly respect you.

Still Saving the Planet. Thousands of single-use bottles replaced. The ocean owes you one.

Warning: may cause other people to immediately order one.