"Birthday Girl"
by
The Forte 2000 Gang
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From: nightsable@forte.com
------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: moonspider@forte.com
---------------------------------------------------- From: tinker@forte.com
YAY HOLLY!!!!!! Happy birthday, girl!!! I love you so much!!! I can’t wait to get out and celebrate your special night with you! I’ve been working on a gift for you all night, but it kind of esploded. I should have another one by morning… So who gets to do the spanking? Hmmm? Remember, your name tonight is spelled “Holly Would”. :P Your biggest fan— Lucy P.S. Uh, James, did you just say Constance is in JAIL? ----------------------------------------------------- From: dyna_girl@forte.com
Thanks a lot!!! I'm going to have to redo my mascara now because I decided to read all of your e-mail AFTER I did my makeup!!!! I am really looking forward to seeing all of you tonight. You guys have no idea how excited I am to see all of you at once. It seems like it's been FOREVER since all of us have been in the same room. OMG Sam!!! What the hell is in that box??? It's HUGE!!! You know how much I LOVE presents.. especially BIG presents. I'm not going to open it until you're here... but it's KILLING me! Grrrrrrrrr........ BTW Bobby, at least I can HOLD my liquor (unlike a certain lightweight smartmouth who, as I recall, couldn't even FLY home, much less STAGGER to the car after that Mariner game last season... ). So YOU had better stay sober enough to dance, bucko, cuz your name is at the top of my dancecard. Hey Davis, I'll take DRESSED at the very least!! I hear from some reliable sources that you like to "go commando" around your place... not that there's anything wrong with that... ;) Jared, you smoothie. You really know how to make a girl feel good, don't ya? BTW, aren't you eligible for Social Security this year? :P Paul, you're right after Bobby on my dance card. You better not make it too late. Yeah, yeah I know: "A second on the lips, a lifetime on the hips." You had to rub in that whole "I've got speed-force metabolism... and you don't" thing, didn't you?? Just FYI.. you're a jackass!!! :) See you tonight!!! Constance is in JAIL????? Jeez James, could that poor woman have any worse luck? Hey, wait a minute! I see what’s going on here! YOU sent her there to try and drum up some more low-lifes… er… CLIENTS, didn’t you? Sleazy James… even for you! HA! ESPLODED?? Lucy, I love you to DEATH, but let’s not let that happen anytime soon, okay? I know I shouldn’t be worried, and I have the utmost faith in your abilities, but a simple card will do, okay? I can’t wait to see you… in one piece :) Quick question for everyone: it's okay to bring Ken, isn't it?? He was at the Christmas party after all. I guess I'm mostly asking James on this since Ken never got a chance to meet you in "civs." See all of you tonight!!!!!! Love, --------------------------------------------
From: electro_man@forte.com
Hey everyone, I just wanted to let everyone know that *I* am going to have the first dance with my daughter. Sorry boys. While I have you all here, I wanted to let you know that I will be talking with some of you tonight about some museum function appearances... that includes YOU, Birthday Girl. We have some wonderful activities coming up with Children's Hospital and the Make a Wish Foundation. Any free time in your schedules that could be allotted to this month's events would be greatly appreciated. I'll see all of you tonight (schedule in hand). Be safe people, P.S. I'm sure that you are reading these e-mails Vanguard... so let me just point out that YOU have been notably absent from the Museum's events lately. ----------------------------------------------------------- To: electro_man@forte.com From: vanguard@forte.com CC: nightsable@forte.com, tinker@forte.com, moonspider@forte.com, vortex@forte.com, seahawk@fortecom, max@forte.com, rainier@forte.com, dyna_girl@forte.com Date: October 4, 2003 09:20:55 PST Subject: re: Birthday girl!!!
I do not monitor team e-mails. Frankly, I resent the implication. Vanguard --------------------------------------------------------------- From: rainier@forte.com
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