Hey, what do you know? It's the second decade for the CTO!
Welcome to the Tens, y'all! Hope everyone had a fantastic New
Year's!
Cover Lovin’

David Enciso returns with yet another triumphant cover for
the 'Times. This time it features the character of Guardienne.
I'd tell you more about her, but that'd be spoiler for some
current 'Times stuff. So for the full story, be sure to read
everybody's zines!
THE HEART OF THE MATTER
Our best wishes and get-well-soons go out to the
'Times own Jack Butler, who managed to have himself a minor
heart attack last month and end up in the hospital for a few
days. Jack says he's home and recovering well. So if you've
noted Jack doesn't have a submission in this time around? Um...Jack's
excused. Get better quick, Mr. B., and we look forward to seeing
new Butlerverse stuff when you're back on your game.
THE BIG FIVE!
Holy smokes! Did anyone else notice that next
issue marks the five-year anniversary of the Clobberin' Times
Online?! That went fast, didn't it? Thanks to all the gang for
cranking out such awesome stuff, bi-month after bi-month. Go
ahead, take a look back at the past issues, and look back at
all you've accomplished! You rock, Online 'Timers! Let's party
it up next issue, and get ready to head toward our ten-year!
OH, SURE...LAUGH AT THE GUY IN THE WHEELCHAIR

Your own illustrious Central Mailer (that's me)
took an interesting career turn last month when he ended up
entering an open mic comedy contest at a local Sacramento club.
He ended up winning, and is currently awaiting the finals in
the competition coming up this month, and has performed several
times since (and will be doing so this next week as well at
a couple different places). He's found his love for stand-up,
and plans to see how far he can go with this new hobby. As a
side note, he also really enjoys talking about himself in the
third person. It's a habit he picked up on Facebook.
FORTE REUNION...KIND OF!
We had ourselves a little impromptu Forte reunion
here during the holidays. Turned out Forte Godfather K.C. was
in town, staying with his family down in the bay area, and got
himself a day open to come visit. So I was able to rustle up
Tim (Phantasm), Randy (Anvil) and Jim (Tomarssuk) for a little
get-together at my place. That was, after K.C. and I hit the
local In n Out Burgers so K.C. could get his west coast fix.
We all had a great time hanging out and catching up. No time
for gaming, sadly, but maybe next time.
Next Issue Deadline
Deadline for the next CTO issue is April
3, 2010, for inclusion in the April 4, 2010 issue.
Just put your stuff on a web page (or in a PDF) and e-mail the
link (or the file) to me at:
O'Connell@aol.com
Winters almost done, folks, to take heart--you'll be able to
store those shovels soon enough. Here's hoping for warm weather
sooner than later (stupid groundhog...), and that 2010 ends
up being the year that all your dreams come true. Let's get
this decade started right!
Michael O’Connell
Central Mailer, The Clobberin’ Times Online